Michel Jackson

In fact, say sources in a
position to know, the
superstar faked his death to
escape the crushing
pressures of life in a
fishbowl -and he is now
socked away in an
undisclosed location in
Eastern Europe – possibly
Hungary – far from the
clamor and commotion of
paparazzi and reporters
covering his “autopsy” and
“funeral” in southern
California.
And in the strangest twist
of all, say the insiders, once
he’s rested and ready,
Jackson, 50, will blow the lid
off his own hoax – and …
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… In fact, say sources in a
position to know, the
superstar faked his death to
escape the crushing
pressures of life in a
fishbowl – and he is now
socked away in an
undisclosed location in
Eastern Europe, possibly
Hungary, far from the
clamor of paparazzi
covering his “autopsy” and
“funeral” in southern
California.
And in the strangest twist
of all, say the insiders, once
he’s rested and ready,
Jackson, 50, will blow the lid
off his own hoax – and
embark on the most
spectacularly lucrative
concert tour in the history
of rock ‘n’ roll.
“Michael is following in the
footsteps of a man he
greatly admired – another
rock icon, Elvis Presley, who
also faked his death and is
still alive, and in hiding,
today,” William Stern, who
has written extensively on
Presley, told me exclusively.
“Unlike Elvis, however,
Michael is withdrawing
from his celebrity before it
destroys him. And he also is
planning, once he has rested
and regrouped, to stage a
comeback unlike anything in
rock history.
“Make no mistake, Jackson is
a genius, both as a
performer and as and
showman and marketer and
promoter. Remember when
he made an offer to buy the
remains of The Elephant
Man from a British museum
just to get the publicity?
“Remember when he
reputedly was trying to
find a way to live forever
by spending hours in a
hyperbaric chamber?
“If you look at his history,
at some of the stunts he’s
pulled to keep himself in the
public eye, to maintain a
sense of mystery about
who he is and what he’s all
about, the idea that he
would fake his death makes
sense.
“Let’s face it – Michael has
been vilified by many in the
press and by people who
just don’t like him. He’s been
accused of pedophilia. He’s
been called ‘Wacko Jacko’
and a ‘Pop Weirdo’.
“Yes, he’s got billions of
fans. Yes, he’s sold perhaps
a billion records and CDs. But
for all the love he gets,
there are those who have
been and continue to be
unkind, and mean-spirited.
“I’ll make you a bet. If it
takes six months, if it takes
a year, if it takes two years,
it doesn’t matter: When he’s
rested and ready, and pulls
the curtain up on his faked
death, the world is going to
stand still.
“With all due respect to the
President of United States,
Michael on a ‘Back from the
Dead Tour’ will make Barack
Obama look like a B-List
celebrity.”
Stern’s sources say Jackson
has been planning his
escape for at least 16
months, but nobody, not
even those who are closest
to him, took him seriously,
the expert said, “until now.”
“It’s unclear where he has
gone – he mentioned South
America, Canada, Russia,
Kenya, Japan and Australia
over the past year … all
smokescreens, no doubt,”
continued Stern.
“The best information I
have suggests he is in
Eastern Europe, in a
medieval castle, possibly in
Hungary. Right now, my
sources are saying, ‘Leave
him alone. Let him rest. Give
him time.’
“They say that fans can help
him recover by showing
their love and respect for
him. They say, ‘You better
believe he is watching all
the coverage.’ And they say
fans can give Michael a
boost by flashing peace
signs to cameras – like he
was famous for doing – and
telling reporters they know
he is alive.’”
More on Michael at
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But first, here’s a Bonus
Feature for fans who think
Michael Jackson has, in fact,
died and passed over into
Heaven. Psychic at Dick
Kulpa’s IudexOnline says
Elvis Presley welcomed MJ to
Paradise (as depicted in this
stirring sketch by Mr. Kulpa).